Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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