oh fat girl friday strikes again...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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