I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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