So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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