i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So vagazzling was a success
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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