You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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