Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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