I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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