I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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