there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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