She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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