how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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