Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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