If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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