Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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