It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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