Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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