wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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