Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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