I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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