Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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