"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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