She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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