I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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