I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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