Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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a search helicopter?!
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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