who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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