Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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