Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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