Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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