we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There r osticjed everywhere
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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