are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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