careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
