I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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