Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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