How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's rum buckets o'clock
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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