ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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