Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think my vagina is haunted
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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