Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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