ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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