Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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