I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Randomize
