chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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