drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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