I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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