better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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