Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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