I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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