I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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