We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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