Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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