Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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