He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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