brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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