She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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