So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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