Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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