Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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